Please, we need to free this dog. This good boy needs our help to escape the wood prison. A heartless wizard heard him bark and trapped him in the wood. If you are a witch, warlock, or magic-adjacent, please tell us what spells, chants, hand movements, and/or ointments we can use to get this sweet, sweet pup out of there. I don’t know what this pup did to deserve such a fate, but I can tell you with certainty that the punishment is unwarranted — dogs should be in the real world and they should not be exiled forever to the Tree Dimension. Please help. Thank you.
[nymag]
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